The answers my friends- are blowin’in the wind….

If the above title seems like if has dual meaning that is because it’s supposed to… Normally Halloween is my favorite holiday- but this year instead of handing out candy or walking around dressed up like an idiot, I am still at work, depressed, lonely and wanting a three musketeer…  I am also hoping that the neighborhood kids don’t riot because I am not handing out candy. I’ll probably return home to find my windows smashed and greasy little chocolate smeared finger prints everywhere… I guess that is what I get for being the scrooge of Halloween.  Though it really isn’t my fault- I blame the global reach of the international company I work for that had me in the office at 6 am for one call and here till 10 pm tonight for another- ahh time zones- they have such a way of ruining one’s life.  I didn’t even carve one lousy pumpkin this year- let alone have the time to sit around waiting for the great pumpkin to come- a tradition I have upheld every year for as long as I can remember- though as the years have passed great amounts of alcohol are usually involved in this traditional waiting- which usually leads me to believe that I have in fact seen him- until the headache the next morning convinces me otherwise… In honor of this most excellent of holidays- I wish you all a wonderful Halloween- check your candy for razors, avoid the lame neighbor who hands out fruit (its probably poisoned anyway- creepy pedophile..) and have a resses peanut butter cup for me!